(Decline)
Father...
I couldn't get meat skewers this year
for grandpa's memorial ceremony.
How could you leave out the meat skewers?
Minkyoung!
I didn't eat them.
It's not like that, father.
Taehun, lost a lot of money
trying to run a business.
What? Lost money?
You ate it?
Minkyoung!
It wasn't me, father.
Father...
I feel like our wealth will really decline this year.
I don't have much time here so it's fine for me.
But I'm worried about you kids.
We should ask our ancestors...
- For good fortune. / - Yes.
- Yes. / - Let's all bow.
Our ancestors...
- Please be good to us. / - Please give us luck.
What the... What the...
- What's going on? / - What is this?
- What's this? / - Why is this happening?
- Hey... / - What is this, father?
Why is this going up when we're paying respect?
Our wealth is declining!
It's going up higher!
- The memorial ceremony spread is ruined! / - Gosh!
What a waste...
Son...
Is it my memorial ceremony today?
Don't say that, father.
What do we do about the ceremony?
- We should get through the ceremony. / - Yes.
Son, you should bow first.
Me, father?
Hurry up and bow!
All of a sudden?
Yeah.
Father...
You have to show respect.
- I'm going to bow, father. / - Alright.
Hurry.
Why are you bowing to me?
Dear, I respect you and I'm always thankful.
- Oh, stop it. / - Seonil, what are you doing?
You're supposed to bow twice.
Twice?
Yeah, get up here now.
Wow, my knees... Hold on...
You can do this, dad!
Here I go, father.
That's it...
Why are you bowing twice to the living?
Gosh...
I thought I was bowing to a pig's head.
Geez! You good-for-nothing...
- Father. / - Yeah.
I don't think I can do it.
You bow first, dad.
Me?
Dad...
I think I'll be seeing you soon.
Don't say things like that!
What the...
What is this?
The house...
- I think it went down a bit. / - Now, kids.
- Right now. / - Get up here now.
- Hurry. / - Let's go up!
We need to bow.
- Bow, bow. / - Please be good to us...
We're trying to pay respect!
We're just trying to pay respect!
What do we do?
Our ancestor seems to have mood swings.
- Minkyoung. / - Yes?
This is my dad's memorial ceremony,
yet I see no food.
Just a moment, father.
I made noodle stir-fry
which is your father's favorite dish.
Oh, good.
I'll offer it up.
Put it up there, mom.
Here I come, father.
Here I come!
Mom!
Why would you eat that, mom?
You could've spat it out to talk!
Why would you eat it all first?
I was checking to see if it was seasoned.
Really?
Father...
It turned out amazing.
Alright.
I'll be right up there, father.
You can do this, mom.
I can do this.
1, 2, 3...
That's it!
I think you planned that.
Stop eating!
Father...
I'm going to divorce him starting today.
Thank you for everything.
Hold on. What do you mean by that, mom?
You have to stay together a long time.
You promised to be together for 100 years.
- But... / - Hold on.
Just believe in me.
- Geez... / - Believe in you?
I think you want to bow, mom. Hold on.
What is this?
Here, climb up by this, mom.
You're a great son.
Here I go.
- Father. / - Yeah.
Father, here I come.
Hurry up.
Hold on, mom.
You haven't started climbing yet, right?
I'm coming up now. I'm coming up now.
Hold on.
Keep it tight.
A bit farther, mom.
Father...
Mom, you're almost there.
A bit more...
The rope broke.
Father!
Let's not do memorial ceremonies anymore!
I can't live like this!
Geez...
What? Get rid of memorial ceremonies?
- Uncle... / - That's why this family is a mess.
- Uncle... / - Great-uncle...
Big brother...
I'll offer up a drink.
That's it. Get up here. Offer it up...
Sir... Are you okay?
What is this?
What are you doing, brother?
Get up here and pay respect.
Hold on...
How far back are you going?
Uncle...
- The pot! / - Here, here, here.
- The pot! / - Here.
Brother...
Why would you drink that, brother?
I can't get up there sober.
What are you doing? Get up here.
I'm dying here...
You have to get up there.
It's important to have the right attitude.
Uncle...
Brother...
Aren't you going to pay respect?
I go to church.
What?
All of a sudden?
Where did that come from?
Grandpa, are you okay?
Father, father!
Father, are you okay?
- Father! / - Hang in there, father!
- Hang in there! / - Grandpa, hang in there!
I can't hold on any longer.
Dad!
Grandpa!
Grandpa, are you okay?
Am I dead?
Are you...
God?
I'm Seo Namyong.
(Professional Stand-ins)
Hello? Do you have stand-ins?
Please send some to Gag Fashion.
Bye.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello.
We're the top stand-in agency, 1,000 Stand-ins.
The thing is...
A buyer is coming to buy this clothing store.
So please make it look like
there are many customers.
Oh, don't worry. That's what we're best at.
These guys are first-timers.
The clothes here look pretty.
Say how pretty they look.
Pretty!
That didn't sound right.
- Pretty. / - There you go.
As for her, she's good at acting by herself.
- So you don't have to worry. / - Pretty.
Not pretty.
And as for me, if you're ever in trouble,
I'll show up and handle it.
And it's our company's anniversary
so we have a special event.
We're bringing in some special part-timers.
Don't be too curious about who they are.
- Shall we do a cheer? / - Yes.
- TWICE, let's go! / - Let's go!
I wonder who will show up?
I have no idea.
A bit later...
Pretty.
- Pretty. / - Pretty.
Pretty.
Excuse me.
What are you saying is so pretty?
You guys don't look that pretty.
Look at the clothes and say they're pretty.
- Pretty. / - Pretty.
- Pretty. / - No, no.
Excuse me.
Not now.
When the buyer comes,
that's when you can say the clothes look pretty.
- Pretty. / - Pretty.
Did they understand or didn't they?
- Hello. / - Oh, yes.
I called about buying the store.
- Oh, you're here to buy the store. / - Hello.
We have so many customers. It's great you're here.
So many people.
Say things look pretty now.
- Things look pretty now. / - What was that?
What did they mean by that?
The new clothes that came out look pretty.
- Oh, I see. / - We have many regular customers.
Wow, I see.
I'm back again.
Oh, hello.
- Oh, another regular customer. / - Yes.
I love the clothes here.
The clothes here are honest.
I bought a boxy shirt and it was made out of a box.
I bought these pants here. Don't they look nice?
- They do. / - Great color, right?
Yes.
They use cheap dye too. Want to see?
- What is this? / - No, no.
- You can't tell where my legs start. / - What is this?
- You can't tell, can you? / - Right.
I should take these off.
What are you doing? Get out of here!
- Hold on. / - What?
They keep saying pretty.
- This seems fishy. / - What?
You planned this.
I am not a conman
and we get a lot of foreign customers too.
- Foreign customers? / - Yes.
- Great! / - Cute!
So cute!
You like this one?
This one's nice?
Then... This is originally...
This much...
But you can have it for this.
We'll look around some more.
- What? / - What?
They're going to look around?
Oh, that's what you meant by looking around?
Wow, this is nuts...
So this is worth $40.
You can have it for $35.
- Come on. Give us a discount. / - Come on.
- Just a bit more. / - Give us a discount.
- Give us a discount. / - A discount.
I can't!
- It's too pricy. / - He's being so difficult.
What? What?
- What the... / - What is this?
- This won't do. Let's call Tzuyu. / - Yeah.
Tzuyu?
- Tzuyu! / - Tzuyu?
- Tzuyu? / - Tzuyu?
- Tzuyu! / - Tzuyu!
What the...
What is this?
Sana, Mina!
Sana.
Are you buying clothes here?
- Oh, come on? / - Mina.
Why'd you push me?
Hold on, this isn't Tzuyu.
He's just tsk, tsk, tsk.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Should we dance since we're in a good mood?
- Yeah! / - Yeah!
- Let's dance in the center. / - All of a sudden?
- Hold on. / - What is this?
This isn't Tzuyu!
You're a bunch of con artists! I'm not buying!
I'm ruined!
(Star, Star, Star)
Hello! I'm Somi of 25, the idol!
What is the meaning of this?
I graduated from Ewha Womans University.
Hello, I'm the blockbuster actress, Lee Hyeonjeong.
Stop it!
Hello! I'm the pretty comedian, Oh Nami!
Somi, it's time to record your title track.
- Alright, let's finish in one try. / - Okay.
Hyeonjeong, your movie shoot is starting.
- Alright, let's finish in one take. / - Okay.
Nami, it's time to shoot your skit.
- Let's finish the makeup in one try. / - Okay.
People, this is my favorite doll.
If you catch this, we can take a photo later.
Okay, let's take a photo later.
People, this is my favorite doll.
If you catch this,
I'll give you an autograph later.
People, this is my favorite doll.
If you catch this, I'll date you.
Nice shot!
I'll just date myself!
Somi, can you be the main vocalist for this one?
Yes, I'll give it a shot.
♪ I don't love you ♪
♪ There's no other reason ♪
Hyeonjeong, can you act in the melodrama?
Of course.
I must be a fool.
The only thing I know how to do is like you.
Nami.
Can you do a bald eagle?
Of course.
(Dahyun of TWICE)
Gosh, it's Dahyun of TWICE.
Hello.
So pretty.
Somi, can you take a look at my dancing?
Dancing? What kind of dance?
1, 2, 1, 2...
- Hold on... / - 1, 2...
Your movements are too small.
Can you make them bigger?
- Bigger? / - Yeah.
- 1, 2... / - Gosh...
- 1, 2... / - Gosh, you're really good at this.
- Nice job. / - Thank you.
Hyeonjeong.
- Hi, Dahyun! / - Take a look at my acting.
Let's see.
I had a dream. A scary dream.
Dahyun, can you make your mouth a bit bigger?
I had a dream. A scary dream.
Gosh, what a big mouth.
- Nice job. / - Thank you.
Hi, Dahyun.
Nami...
Alright. What's up?
Can you watch me show my talent?
Let's see it.
Okay.
Point, point...
Point...
Not quite good enough.
Hold on...
Can you try this on?
- This? / - Yeah.
It looks so pretty.
- Very nice. / - Thank you.
I really want you.
Do you want to do a skit with me?
- With me? / - Yeah.
It's called Monkey and Chimpanzee.
- Is that okay? / - Yes.
(Ugly Inside)
Honey, I'm here.
Hi, Yumi.
Take this, take this. Take my heart.
Honey, look at me.
Did something happen?
You don't look so good.
Yumi, I have something to tell you.
What is it?
My face keeps changing.
What?
I already knew that.
- You knew? / - Yeah.
You look really ugly when you wake up from sleep.
Honey, I don't like you for your looks.
I fell for your heart
so don't be like that.
Yumi, I love you.
- Yumi, help me hang up this clock. / - Okay.
How does it look here?
Nice.
This is good?
Have you been working out?
Here?
It looks good?
Put it a bit higher.
- Higher. / - Higher?
Stretch yourself more.
Yumi, stop messing around.
Sorry.
Just go a bit farther back.
A bit more.
No, honey...
How far back are you going? Honey.
Honey.
So here?
Who is this fatty?
Who are you?
It's me. Byeongcheol.
Take it, take it.
Take my heart.
The way out is this way.
Get out now.
I told you that my face changes.
You didn't tell me it was this bad.
How are you Byeongcheol?
Please believe me! I'm really Byeongcheol!
Alright...
I'll ask you something only Byeongcheol would know.
When I go to a coffee shop with him,
I do this first when he leaves the table.
What is it? 1, 2, 3.
Going through my wallet.
Precisely!
You won't get this one.
Byeongcheol got really mad at me recently.
What was the reason?
1, 2, 3.
You said you were 10 years younger.
Precisely!
Byeongcheol...
Yumi...
What is this?
How do you go back to your old face?
I don't know.
We have to think of a way.
Do you know the Frog Prince story?
- Frog Prince... / - A princess kisses a frog...
And he turns back into a prince.
Let's try.
Nothing like that. There has to be another way.
Let's think of a different way.
I think I change when I exit and enter a room.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Hold on...
You bought a new cell phone?
Yeah, it's new. Hey!
Yumi, how could you throw my cell phone?
This wallet... You dropped your wallet.
It looks nice...
Dang it! You threw it!
Yumi.
Why'd you throw my phone and wallet?
Aren't you just Jang Dongmin?
What are you talking about, Yumi.
I'm Byeongcheol.
- You're Byeongcheol? / - Yeah.
I feel like you're going to start screaming at me.
What are you talking about?
I don't get angry.
- I'm Byeongcheol. / - Really?
Then try not to get angry.
Just act like you normally do.
Like what you do off-camera.
You're angry, aren't you? You're angry, Dongmin.
I'm not angry.
- Yumi, it's Byeongcheol. / - Really?
Yeah, I don't get angry.
Why is this place such a mess?
I'll clean up.
You just sit and be comfortable.
How could I let you do that? I'll help.
No.
Just wipe this down?
Yeah.
Gosh! Oh, no!
What do I do?
This is a laptop... Oh, no...
What do I do? I'll wipe it down.
Goodness! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Save me...
I'm so sorry.
I'm begging you.
I'm sorry, Jang Dongmin.
You're Jang Dongmin, aren't you? You are!
You are Jang Dongmin. You get angry.
- Right? / - I'm not angry.
I'm not angry. I'm Byeongcheol, Yumi.
Really?
I'm hungry. Let's order some food.
You eat. I already ate.
Why did you eat?
Throw it up! Throw it up!
Why did you eat?
You were Jang Dongmin after all!
I'm Byeongcheol!
Take it! Take it! Take my heart!
Take it!
You!
What are you looking at, fatty?
Take this! Take this!
Take my fist!
Take that!
Ow, my throat.
Byeongcheol...
Let's talk.
I can't date you like this.
It's been so nice dating you.
You always made me laugh
whenever I was feeling down.
But not anymore...
It's so hard for me...
Yumi, give me one last chance.
I'll make you laugh again like I used to.
Hold on. I'll make things exciting.
Let me turn on some music.
- Yumi, aren't you excited? / - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! / - Take it! Take it!
Take my heart!
Oh, my God!
(Eunuchs)
Here comes the crown prince!
Head eunuch!
Yes, Your Grace. I'm right here.
I'm so bored. Play with me!
We eunuchs were having a meeting.
You're always having meetings. When will we play?
You're 20 years old now, Your Grace.
How about reading some books and hunting?
Kill cute animals?
You're in trouble now.
- Bad! Bad! / - Bad! Bad!
- Bad! / - That hurts!
- Bad! Bad! Bad! / - That hurts!
You all need to reflect too!
That hurt... That hurt...
That rotten punk!
I'm 44 years old!
How dare he spank me?
A spanking?
Why I ought to...
Calm down.
That immature brat will become king!
How deplorable!
Oh... How about if you became the king?
I'm a eunuch...
Yet if I sat on the throne...
Yes!
A eunuch becoming king?
Are you laughing at me?
A eunuch becoming king?
Then if a eunuch like me I can't be king,
what am I supposed to be?
The queen.
If I become the queen...
I can wear a dress...
- Yes. / - And wear hairpins...
Wear makeup...
And walk down roads lined with trees.
You'll become like this.
I'll become the prettiest in Joseon!
Who's the prettiest?
- It's you! / - It's you!
I think I got a bit worked up.
Anyway...
Eunuch Song.
You're a former general.
How did you become a eunuch?
It was during the war with China.
I saw the Chinese soldiers
killing the innocent people of Korea...
I couldn't take it so I rode in on my horse
and took the enemy general's head...
As that general fell...
My...
I bet that really hurt.
It hurt more emotionally than physically.
The people have prepared a tribute for you.
Bring it in!
Head eunuch...
I brought bush clover
which is good for men.
Bush clover...
Lock him up!
I brought seedless watermelon
invented by Wu Jangchun
that's a lot easier to eat.
Seedless...
Kill this man.
Kill him!
Those scum...
We'll exterminate their family too.
Alright, very good.
Does Eunuch Ryu deserve all that praise?
What?
Sir.
I saw last night.
I saw Eunuch Ryu exercise his muscles.
Exercising his muscles?
That might make you a real man.
It wasn't me, sir!
If it wasn't you,
let me see your stomach to see if you have muscles!
These are manly abs!
Ta-da.
So pretty!
Where did you get this done?
I bought it on the streets for 3 nyang.
- You got a good deal. / - You fools!
Take that ruby off now.
Take that ruby off now!
What is it, sir?
It's the same as mine!
I hate having the same thing as others.
I'll be the prettiest one in this land.
I'll be the queen!
Oh, great queen!
You're wise like fishnet stockings.
So anyway...
How can we get rid of the crown prince?
Sir...
I have a good idea.
An idea?
This flute contains poison powder.
I'll ask the crown prince to play the flute
and when he opens his mouth,
you blow inside the flute.
Then poison will get inside
the crown prince's mouth.
We can kill him and nobody would find out.
- Poison... / - Head eunuch.
Head eunuch.
Are you done with your meeting?
It's over.
Then I guess you can play with me!
Of course.
Your Grace, this is a flute.
It makes a fun sound when you blow into it.
How do I play it?
Put your mouth on it, Your Grace.
Head eunuch...
I just...
Wanted to become the queen!
Great queen!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man.
Why'd you invite me to a baseball game?
I told my girlfriend about you and
she's bringing a close friend.
You should date her.
Why are you talking about me?
Don't ever say that you know me.
She looks like Jihyo of TWICE.
You can tell people we're brothers.
Have a seat, brother.
Hyeseon, come on.
A really great guy is supposed to come today.
Seunghye.
I'm sick of eating with men.
He's a younger guy like Jung Haein!
Then I'll make sure to buy him plenty of meals!
- Hi, honey. / - Hey, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Oh, come on.
You said she looks like Jihyo of TWICE.
She looks more like Fedor.
Seunghye.
You said Jung Haein.
More like hideous.
- It's not like that. / - No, Seunghwan.
- Just sit. / - Sit down.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
What's your profession?
I'm a gold digger.
What's in your purse?
A brick.
May I ask how old you are?
How old do I look?
200 years old.
What is it, Seunghwan?
She carries a brick around. Let's not make her mad.
Seunghye, he said he's a gold digger.
Better be careful he doesn't con us.
- Oh, come on. Just sit down. / - Sit down.
Let's not be like this.
We're at a baseball game. Let's cheer.
Good idea.
Look. Ta-da!
- I brought boom sticks. / - Ta-da.
I brought this towel.
How about you two?
- Vuvuzela. / - Vuvuzela.
Do you like the vuvuzela, Fedor?
Of course!
We might end up a couple
playing the vuvuzela.
You're like a drain!
You're like a sewer!
Then what are we doing?
We should cheer.
You two are perfect together!
Fedor turned into a buffalo.
- Come on, Hyeseon. / - Come on.
- Have a seat. / - Sit down.
So many people came to the game today.
Introducing a special cheerleader.
Jihyo of TWICE!
(Jihyo of TWICE)
Hello, I'm the cheerleader of Gag Baseball League.
I'm Jihyo of TWICE!
I love you! I'm a huge fan!
- She's so pretty. / - People!
Yes!
That wasn't loud enough.
People!
Yes!
Will you cheer with me?
Yes!
Cue the music!
♪ Don't open up so easily ♪
It's a pop fly!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I bet you were shocked.
You don't have to be afraid anymore.
You're the scariest one.
- Geez... / - Are you okay, Hyeseon?
Knock, knock, knock. Excuse me.
Can't you see I'm hurt?
You hurt yourself on your own.
Why are you yelling at me?
On my own?
- You said I did this? / - Hold on. Don't fight.
I'll sing for you.
She's going to sing!
♪ Fill me up with love ♪
♪ My love battery must be empty ♪
♪ I can't live without you ♪
♪ I really can't ♪
♪ You are my battery ♪
So cute!
That was so cute! So cute!
Excuse me.
How is that cute?
♪ Send your signal, send your signal ♪
♪ Shock, shock, shock, shock ♪
How was that?
Don't I seem like TWICE?
This is TWICE. You make me vomit twice.
- Come on, Hyeseon. / - Come on.
I'm hungry. Should we get some food?
Oh! I'll buy some chicken for you, Jihyo.
Just stay right here.
- I'm coming too! / - Where are you going?
Bring plenty of radishes.
So Jihyo...
Isn't that guy kind of cute?
No.
How is he cute?
He's dreamy!
What? Where are you going?
Wait up!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead!
The one in the black sweater.
Come on up
She was the first one to raise her hand.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Sea.
My surname is Wol.
I'm Wol Sea.
I moved out of my rental into a lease.
My friends are supposed to help me move.
Where are these guys?
Geez, my back...
Hey, why are you in there?
I fell asleep packing.
- Geez! / - Geez!
- So anyway... / - Hey.
Why isn't there a clock in this house?
Yeah.
That's why I bought one as a housewarming gift.
What are you doing?
Why would you be the cuckoo in a cuckoo clock?
Geez...
Come to think of it...
Sea was good at doing bird impressions in school.
- Yeah! / - Yeah.
During break time, she'd always...
- Make cuckoo sounds. / - Right.
She was so good.
I'm very excited.
You hold the doors and open them.
They aren't automatic.
Anyone can see this is a box.
Lose yourself.
Alright.
Ready...
Start.
Cuckoo!
That sounded like rice cake soup.
It's past the holiday season.
How about trying again?
Do a good job this time.
Cuckoo!
Yeah, maybe you should keep this on.
I bet she's embarrassed.
Gosh...
Didn't you bring something?
Oh, right.
Sea, you don't have a washing machine.
Don't worry.
I brought your very own washing board.
Wash your clothes on this.
Stop exposing yourself! I'm sick of it!
I'm sick of that laugh too.
You just moved in but this place is a mess.
This won't do.
I'll be your cleaner.
When you clean...
You should try to make it fun.
Once you step on these...
Come on. Join me.
Don't act like you didn't know.
Cue the music.
Am I the only one cleaning?
Do it right!
Let's go wipe that side.
- This side. / - One more time!
Do it right! Please!
Please! Please!
Hold on...
I fell for your footwork...
Do you want to clean with me forever?
No!
Clean with me.
No!
Do the laundry with me!
Stop it!
Parcel delivery!
Huh? A parcel?
Oh, right.
It's a housewarming gift.
I got you a music box.
A music box...
It's your housewarming gift!
(Eric Nam)
This guy...
Is the sweetest guy...
Eric Nam?
Your Eric Nam music box is here.
♪ A body and face that surpasses a model ♪
♪ How could you be so perfect? ♪
♪ You're so pretty ♪
♪ You're so sexy ♪
♪ You look pretty even when you're shy ♪
♪ Oh, my God ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ I thought you were a talking doll ♪
♪ I love you ♪
[KBS World TV Ver] KBS E945 Gag Concert "TWICE (Da-hyun, Ji-hyo, Mina, Sana) & Eric Nam " -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-
Being with you...
Makes me feel like a lead in a movie.
A movie lead?
Smeagol!
My precious!
- Smeagol! / - Eric Nam!
Do it with me.
- Smeagol! / - Smeagol!
My precious!
- It's Gollum and Smeagol! / - My precious!
I feel like I'm in Hollywood.
Hollywood...
You know I have all the Hollywood connections.
That's right. Eric has a lot of connections.
Chloe Moretz, Paris Hilton, Miranda Kerr.
That's why I prepared something special.
Hollywood's top star Lady Gaga.
- Lady Gaga? / - Lady Gaga, come on out.
Wow!
Eric.
We're close friends, aren't we?
What are you doing?
How is this Lady Gaga?
Just get out of here!
Geez...
He's shocked...
It's okay. Get it together.
He's shocked.
That was surprising.
Sea, you choose...
- Who the real man in your heart is. / - Yeah.
Is it time for me to pick now?
Here, forget about the guest.
Let me pick the one I like the least.
1, 2, 3.
- Next is 3rd. / - Yeah, stop stripping.
Next is 3rd.
1, 2, 3.
Last is 2nd...
- 1, 2, 3. / - Is this even necessary?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
We're here to work.
I'm sorry, boss.
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll show you a psychokinesis trick.
I'll pop these balloons using psychokinesis.
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
I'll do this amazing trick
with someone in the audience.
Is there anyone here that's a student?
A female student?
Please raise your hand.
A female student... So then...
I'll pick someone special. You, sir.
You'll help me.
Please hold onto this balloon, sir.
Look at me.
Pop, balloon.
Abracadabra!
What is this? It didn't pop.
- You scared me. / - Hold on.
- Let me get a closer shot. / - Sure.
Pop, balloon. Abracadabra!
Let me get close...
I got the shot.
Amazing, right?
Now, I'll try this trick...
Since you all seem suspicious...
With an actual person in the audience.
Can you please stand up?
Don't move and hold onto this tight.
Do not move.
Or you'll be in big trouble.
You'll be in big trouble so just stand still.
Balloon, pop.
Abracadabra!
Hold still, hold still.
See that?
Applause!
Today's highlight...
I'll compress a person for this trick.
Do not try this at home or anywhere else.
First, I'll compress Magician Lee Seongdong
and make him flat.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
- Are you ready? / - Yes, boss.
Abracadabra! Compress!
He's going in...
He's going in, he's going in...
Magician Lee Seongdong...
He's been flattened.
Magician Lee Seongdong, how do you feel?
I feel great, boss!
Good work.
Next...
He's twice the size of Magician Lee Seongdong.
I'll compress Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
- Are you ready? / - Yes, boss.
You can't get up there?
I'm fine, boss.
Get up there.
Everyone, we'll say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Compress!
His legs have been flattened.
Amazing, right? Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Sir, why did you ask to see me?
I got a call from Daehui's unit.
They're putting on a performance.
A performance?
Yeah.
But Daehui's mom needs to show up
for him to get a leave.
Oh, really?
Gosh, as you know...
Daehui doesn't have a mother...
It would be nice if someone could pretend...
Do you mean me?
Who would see me as a mother?
Out of the way!
Out of the way, ma'am!
Maybe it might work...
Yeah! Help Daehui get a leave.
I don't think I can do this.
Help him out!
- I can't! / - Come on!
Let's go!
To everyone in the armed forces,
hello and salute!
I'd like to greet you all for coming
to today's performance.
Who will be the lucky soldier
that gets to visit home?
Let's start the talent show.
Applause!
Salute! I am...
Just a moment.
He's big enough to be exempt.
No, sir! I gained weight in the army, sir!
The food here tastes better than the food at home!
Great. What's your talent you'll show us today?
I can do impressions, sir.
Impressions?
First, this is the sound of eating an apple.
The sound of eating an apple.
An apple...
Next is eating an ice pop!
Oh, an ice pop.
He's very talented.
I have one more.
- Another one? / - Yes, sir.
This is the sound your dad makes
when he comes home drunk at night.
- I call it "Avatar." / - "Avatar."
Daddy's home!
Amazing.
That was our cooking soldier.
No, I'm just an ordinary soldier.
Next soldier.
Salute!
I prepared some feats of strength!
Feats of strength!
Alright. Please show us.
Looks like he's balancing it.
Amazing!
He's turning! He's turning!
Everyone, applause!
Amazing.
Good work!
Salute!
Gosh! You're quite the joker.
Alright. Next for this event
is the highlight.
Our dear mothers.
To my son who is serving his country.
No matter what,
all they do is worry about their sons.
Who are they? Mothers.
One of your mothers is backstage.
If you're sure the person backstage is your mother,
please step forward!
Are you sure the person backstage is your mother?
I am sure the person backstage is my mother!
No! I'm sure she's my mother!
- She's my mother! / - She's my mother!
Hold on.
Aren't you two twins?
Oh, right!
Gosh! That was hilarious!
Amazing.
Next soldier.
Are you sure the person backstage is your mother?
I am not sure the person backstage is my mother!
Then why did you step forward?
A week before I joined the army,
my mother went away somewhere far.
That's why I'm here
to talk to my mom in a loud voice.
Do you miss your mother?
Yes, sir!
Say a few words to your beloved mother.
Salute!
Mom!
Your son is doing just fine in the army.
Please have a safe trip back from Hawaii!
So she's in Hawaii?
- She took a trip to Hawaii. / - Get out of here!
- She did go far. / - What a funny guy.
Alright, next soldier.
Are you sure the person backstage is your mother?
No, sir!
I'm here to say a few words to my girlfriend
who will be watching this on TV!
Then say a few words to your girl back home.
Bongseon.
I'm doing just fine here.
Don't worry about me.
Living by a schedule
is making me feel healthier by the day.
And the food here tastes great.
So you should also join the army!
I'm calling out to you!
Gosh, he's such a joker.
Great.
I bet the mother backstage is curious
whether or not her son is up here.
Call out to your mother in a loud voice.
1, 2, 3.
Mom!
Is she here?
Here she is!
Whose mother is she?
Who? Whose mother?
She's Private Daehui's mother!
March forward!
Mom...
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a knife set.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
Mr. CEO.
Knives are related to your family.
That's right.
Did you all know?
CEO Yoo Minsang's family
comes from a long line of
executioners that are used to handling knives.
What are you talking about?
Don't you all want these?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
2626...Fatty...
Chunky... Has no girl... Sad.
Please call now.
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping.
Do the knives work well?
Just a moment.
Yes, they work just fine.
- Oops... / - Hey, you did that on purpose!
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
You order.
- You order. / - You do it.
Come on! Beer first!
Come on! Beer first.
Yoo Minsang's knife set.
How was that relevant?
What does beer have to do with anything?
Get back here!
What's with those people?
We'll talk about our product a bit more.
With Yoo Minsang's knife set,
the blades can become dull
after a long period of use.
Right.
But with this knife sharpener we're throwing in...
Just sharpen it a little...
And look. This is what happens.
You filed it down.
That's why it's surprising.
Women love Yoo Minsang's knife set.
We even have someone that's been
using our product for 300 years.
- There's someone like that? / - Come on out.
Why is the model a ghost?
This knife is killer.
It's killer.
Gosh...
You're a virgin ghost.
Don't even think about it!
- I didn't do anything! / - Geez...
I was hoping to get with a ghost?
Now we'll bring in the top Japanese chef,
Chef Yokozuna,
to show you the various uses of our product.
Chef Yokozuna.
Welcome! Welcome!
Looks like he'll cut up some raw fish.
The knife is sharp enough to cut raw fish.
He's good.
Come on!
Hey! Cut it up!
- Delicious! / - Oh, come on!
That guy's Korean!
Don't you all want them?
Please call now.
Hey, you!
You'd better be serious when you pick up.
- Don't joke around! / - It's not like that...
Hey! Just say you're sorry.
Don't make excuses.
- I'm sorry. / - No!
Apologize to me! Not to them!
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
People, you search for hotels a lot, right?
What kind of hotel are you looking for?
Business? Luxury?
No matter what hotel you're looking for...
Smart prices and easy searches...
Yoo Minsang's knife set.
Hey! Hold on. Eric Nam.
That was a strange commercial there.
Excuse me, Eric Nam. You dropped something.
What's this?
Eric Nam's new album, "Honestly."
Excuse me.
What is this?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Eric Nam's new album.
- Do whatever you want! / - It's the best!
Thank you!
(YOLO Inn)
Summer is almost here.
I should turn on the AC.
Okbun.
- Why isn't this working? / - Okbun.
- Dear. / - What are you up to?
This AC must be busted.
Don't we have to get this repaired?
That'll cost money.
I'll fix it.
Dear, how will you fix this?
I'll fix it. Just watch.
Alright.
- Finished? / - Yes, I'm done.
I'll turn it on.
You call this fixed?
- Your face looks fixed. / - Oh, really?
It's all fixed now.
- I love you. / - I'm sorry.
- Grandpa! / - What is this?
Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
Grandma, I brought you a churro.
That looks delicious. Thank you.
It's got too much sugar on it.
See? She smokes like a chimney!
She smokes like a chimney.
What? I've never smoked a cigarette.
Why is your face so dark?
Anyway, why are you kids here?
Grandpa, with just $1,
you can win a great prize.
A great prize with just $1?
A TV, flight tickets or red ginseng.
Really? Here's $1.
- Thank you. / - Now pick one.
These fools.
I choose north.
North!
A ticket to Jeju-do!
You lose!
What are you kids doing?
Let me play again!
See? I told you he's addicted!
- An addict! Run for it! / - Why am I an addict?
Those brats... Calm down, dear.
Dear, have a seat.
We're supposed to have pasta for dinner.
I prepared some vongole pasta.
Vongole pasta! Looks delicious.
Eat off that plate.
I'll wipe the floor.
Who left this dead cockroach here?
This plate is so dirty.
Give it here.
I'll just wipe it down with this.
- With that... / - Nice and clean.
Here you go. Eat off the plate.
Here, eat up.
- What is this? / - Vongole pasta.
More like dirty rag pasta.
What are you talking about? Just eat it.
- Eat a lot. / - I did.
Eat what's on the plate.
- Is it good? / - Delicious.
- Okbun. / - What is it?
You like iced tea, right?
Great, I was thirsty.
I bought some iced tea.
Sounds good.
You can't open it?
The lid is on too tight.
I'll open it. It's on really tight.
- I should use cloth. / - Cloth?
- You have cloth? / - I have some here.
With some cloth...
Why won't this open?
There. It got on the bottle.
- Here. / - Gosh!
What is that?
Iced tea.
More like iced underwear.
It's not iced underwear. It's iced tea.
That's so disgusting!
Try some. It's delicious.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Sir, is this YOLO Inn?
This isn't YOLO Inn.
This is single inn.
Isn't there an old lady here too?
She passed away trying to fix the AC.
- Hang in there, sir. / - Hang in there.
Who are you pretty girls?
We're in TWICE. I'm Dahyun.
- I'm Jihyo. / - I'm Mina.
And I'm Sana.
Dahyun, Jihyo, Mina and Sana.
♪ Jana, jana ♪
- ♪ Jana, jana ♪ / - See? He's an old comedian.
- Go inside! / - Okay.
- Sad to see them go? / - Yes!
They'll be back again later.
What's with the woodpeckers? So random.
They only live in clean areas.
Mr. Kim! I heard some singers came here.
Singers? TWICE?
- They're here. / - TWICE is here?
- Yeah. / - I love them!
So...
Who's your favorite comedian?
I like Jaegwan.
I like Namyong.
No, Junho is the best.
Oh, please. He's an old geezer.
Doesn't it feel like someone's listening outside?
The guys are being weird!
They're always weird.
Don't worry about them. Let's practice our dances.
Watch my dancing.
- Isn't it a bit hot in here? / - Yeah.
Sir, what are you doing?
We're trying to do the TWICE dance.
- Want to join us? / - Okay!
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
- Isn't it nice out these days? / - Yes.
It's the perfect weather for dating.
What did you just say?
What the...
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Alright, Gukja.
Teacher, what did you just say earlier?
That it's good weather for dating.
- Did you know? / - What?
Dating is an abbreviation.
What is that an abbreviation of?
Da...
If we date, I'll buy you clothes, food
and everything...
Ting...
Why don't you do that for your mom too?
You feel guilty.
Yes, you should be good to your parents too.
But you should also be good to your girlfriend.
Girlfriend is an abbreviation too.
What is it an abbreviation for?
Girl...
Baby, I'll buy you clothes, food and everything...
Friend...
Why don't you do that for your mom?
Oh, right. You're single.
Want me to set you up with someone nice?
- Set up is an abbreviation too. / - What's that?
Set...
My blind date is here...
Up...
You said she was pretty!
Teacher, affair is an abbreviation too.
Affair?
What is it short for? Af...
See? Doesn't that married couple look nice?
Fair...
But that's not her husband.
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
Where is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your sister goes on a diet ♪
♪ By drinking detox juice ♪
♪ But then you hear her complain about the taste ♪
♪ Because of all the vegetables she added ♪
♪ My dad tasted some and said ♪
♪ It tastes better than your mom's stew ♪
♪ My mom heard that and said ♪
♪ You want a beating with your dinner next time? ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of Captain America shields ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again, sir ♪
Alright.
Next is Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
Make some noise!
Okay!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything.
- I'm DJ Mix Sejin. / - Nice to meet you.
Hello, go sit down, teacher.
What do you mean by that?
I mixed a greeting and a parting!
Alright.
Teacher, I was drinking beer at Hangang yesterday.
- I was craving dried pollack... / - Pollack.
- And dried cod. / - Cod.
That's why I mixed the two snacks!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Pollack!
Cod!
Pollack! Cod!
Codlack!
Everyone!
Codlack!
- Teacher. / - That was pretty exciting.
You should always have codlack with beer.
Thanks.
I really want to travel.
- I want to go to Turin, Italy. / - Turin.
- As well as Shibuya, Japan. / - Shibuya.
That's why I mixed the two places!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Turin!
Shibuya!
Shibuya! Turin!
Shiburin!
What are you Shiburin?
Everyone!
Shiburin!
Good job. Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go then, Shiburin.
- Alright. / - This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Mix Sejin!
Alright, who wants to talk next?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- Hello. / - Who are you?
I love Korea
and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
You're the best in Korea at English jokes, aren't you?
No.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
- For real? / - Yes.
Alright. What will you talk about then?
I'll talk about the different kinds of tea
that Koreans enjoy.
First, they drink rice punch
which is good for digestion.
Solomon's seal tea which is good for the eyes.
And when they're feeling sleepy,
they drink this ink water.
- Ink water? / - What is this?
Ink water.
Why is this ink water?
It's ink water.
What else would I call it?
You know this term.
- No... / - Say it.
- It's fine. Just say it. / - I don't know.
Just say it.
Hold it in!
Coffee!
C-O-F-F-E-E! Coffee!
Vienna coffee.
Caramel blended coffee.
Ethiopia hand drip coffee.
Toad-coffee.
Double bloody nose.
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
It's okay, Seongwon.
Coffee is in the Korean dictionary too
so you can say it.
Still, I won't speak English.
Alright, I believe you. Keep going.
You can add different things
according to taste when drinking this.
Right.
You can add milk.
You can add cinnamon powder.
And you can add this sweet maple water.
That's not what it's called.
What is this?
Maple water.
That's something else entirely.
Teacher.
This is maple water.
What else would I call this?
Everyone here knows this term.
- You know it too. / - Maple water.
- Just say it. / - Maple water.
It's fine. Say it.
Say it when I'm giving you the chance to.
Syrup!
S-Y-R-U-P! Syrup!
Maple syrup.
French vanilla syrup.
Peppermint cocktail syrup.
Nickel silver lunch-syrup.
What?
♪ My hands are syrup ♪
♪ My feet are syrup ♪
♪ Syrup baby, syrup baby ♪
♪ Hang in there ♪
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
Alright, go sit down.
Alright, Mr. Kim. See you next week.
Thank you very much. I love you too. Bye.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
Quiet down!
Hey! Whose idea was this?
I do the opposite!
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
That's true. They won't hang out with me!
That's why I prepared something fun for them!
What is it?
What's with the board?
I'll make them break the board with their fist!
That sounds like it hurts. Don't make them do that.
You shouldn't do it either.
- I shouldn't do it? / - Yeah, it'll hurt. Don't.
Then I'll do it!
What's with him?
Fine, just do one board.
Don't try to do 5 boards.
Just do one board.
- Don't do 5 boards? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do 5 boards!
- Geez... So frustrating... / - Where are these from?
I can do 5!
- 1... / - Can he do it?
- For real? / - I'm doing it!
Twisty.
Pretty good, huh?
What's going on?
You were really good. That was good.
But don't try to
break the board by chopping it.
Don't chop the board?
Yeah, don't chop it.
Then I'll chop the board!
Yeah...
That's it, just like that.
But don't try to break the board
with your fingertips.
Do not do that. It's dangerous.
- It's dangerous. / - Your fingertips.
- Don't use my fingertips? / - Right.
Then I'll use my fingertips!
- Really? / - Here I go.
This will not hurt if I break it.
I'm sorry, finger!
Don't do it.
Do not ever try this.
Don't keep trying until you get it.
You're telling me not to yet you're holding it.
I'm saying not to.
- Don't keep trying until I get it? / - Don't.
Then I'll keep trying until I get it!
Why did you have to be so long?
Here I go!
That was so chaotic.
Please get in your seats.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I'll give you all a great tip in life.
Sounds good.
Do you know how to make really good
instant noodles?
Yes! Add the soup and then the noodles.
No, you add the noodles and then the soup.
- It's soup then noodles! / - Noodles then soup!
Calm down, everyone!
Please calm down, you two.
I'll tell you.
When making instant noodles...
People come first.
Instant noodles taste good no matter what.
Do you know what my favorite instant noodles are?
- What is it? / - What is it?
You, my dear.
- I love you. / - I love you.
I declare...
That spring is great for going on outings.
There are things to keep in mind
when going on an outing.
First, weawing sungwasses to bwock the sun.
Wearing sunglasses to block the sun.
Next...
Using sunscween with high SPF content.
Using sunscreen with high SPF content.
Wastwy, after an outing,
you should wash your hands and face
in wukewarm water, appwy skin wotion
and appwy a moistuwizing sheet mask.
Lastly, after an outing,
you should wash your hands and face
in lukewarm water, apply skin lotion
and apply a moisturizing sheet mask.
- Dear. / - Yes?
Does my makeup look good today?
You've never been a picky eater.
- I love you. / - I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Twisty.
I'm taking herbal medicine these days
but it's too bitter to take!
- Really? / - Yes.
When it's too bitter, syrup comes first.
Syrup! S-Y-R-U-P! Syrup!
Stop it!
Stop it?
Then I'll keep going!
I hope your week is as sweet as this syrup!
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet!
("What is Love?" by TWICE)